Wednesday, August 08, 2007

IHATECROCS loses an intern

Well, summer is going to be drawing to a close soon and with summer's end, we lose our intern, Dirk. Dirk has been this summer's IHATECROCS intern and has been getting us coffee and typing out all our posts as we dictate them to him. We were lucky to have an intern of such a high calibre and with such low self esteem. Anyway, as he will be returning to his home tomorrow, I've decided to allow him to write about his experiences these past few weeks.
Hello, Croc-blockers.

The weeks I interned at I Hate Crocs HQ were sweet. Vincenzo and Kate are real nice people, except for when it comes to Crocs. More than once, they said to go out into the expansive backyard and destroy Crocs in a bunch of weird ways. And everytime, Vincenzo said, "No, Dirk, don't bring the camera this time. I'm not legally allowed to have these chemicals."
Anyway, after that point in the letter, Dirk started to seriously ignore the non-disclosure agreements he signed and we can't have that kind of information out there. What occurs in the manor is not told to the public for a reason.

Good luck, Dirk. Keep the faith.

If you are interested in an unpaid internship at IHATECROCS HQ, please send a resume and cover letter to IHATECROCS@gmail.com. You must be in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada in summer 2008, however.

And now, a letter from our good friend Nick:
Dear Vincenzo and Kate
There is a group of us that share the same feelings towards crocs. Here are some videos I have done that refer to crocs. www.pibtv.com/movies/CROCS.wmv
This next one refereces crocs at the end of the video. www.WILLTHISBEND.com
Hope you enjoy and keep up the fight to remove crocs from the streets and put them back in the garden where they belong.
Nick James
Correction, Nick. Crocs don't belong anywhere. Except perhaps Hell, where they came from.

And lastly, we have some somewhat boring hatemail:
Sorry but I hate your web site! Crocs are good for your feet, cool looking, water proof, and cool your feet of. You are mean, rude, and bad citizens .I hate your products.You disgust me, my friends and family!!!
We accept your apology.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

i really agree with you

crocs "shoe" are like Helly hansen shoes.Ugly.
i more prefeir dr martens air wair8hell yea!)

Anonymous said...

Okay the prson who sent th hate mail
is practically blind or just a bitch....lol

Sighned
Croc hater

Danielle said...

... has nobody yet pointed out that Crocs are not, in fact, "waterproof"?? THEY HAVE GIANT HOLES IN THEM!!! If you step in a puddle with a Croc on, does your foot not get wet? THEY ARE NOT WATERPROOF!!

takashi said...

:O Gwen told me about this website.
It all started when I saw someone wearing Crocs, and commented, "I fucking hate Crocs"
I am so glad that this website exists. My rage at how tacky people will let themselves be, all in the name of "comfort" is endless.

Anonymous said...

Actually Crocs are waterproof!!! If you step in a puddle what gets wet? Mmm...your foot! And the Croc shoe get dry just by wiping it off. Go try the same thing with you $80-$180 tennis shoes. Mmm...your foot gets wet and the shoe gets soaked all the way through and takes hours for it to dry. And your shoes will smell like that puddle for a long time. The crocs shoe on the other hand, is dry in seconds and since they are waterproof they will not smell like that puddle. So the Croc, the shoe its self is waterproof. Cros don't make your foot waterproof. Duh!
ps. is everyone that hate Crocs stupid. Sounds like it to me.

Anonymous said...

If you bought anything from this site your even worse then people who like Crocs. This person is just trying to make money on hateing Crocs, and your all buying it. Now thats sad. And not to mention that there are links to go and buy Crocs at the bottom of this page proves it. The fact is that Crocs are paying for this site and making the creator money. And its all thanks to Crocs.

Anonymous said...

i guess it's kind of odd that there is that at the bottom of the page but still crocs disgust me and my entire family they are the ugliest thing that has ever been invented and i can believe that anyone would ever where them in the name of comfort when there are much nicer shoes that cost much less. i think instead there should be a law that states u should spend that 40$ u were about to spend on crocs and actually spend it on those little squish pads and stick them in ur fabulas looking shoes and there you go comfort and beauty!

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