Thursday, August 02, 2007

DCfosheezy: Enemy of shift keys everywhere

Fellow Croc-blockers,

It may interest you to know that not everyone agrees with you, me and Kate. There are those who, in fact, dislike our having made this website at all. This may come as a shock to you. From the very beginning, I hoped that someone, somewhere, might become so incensed about our having made this website that they would go out and buy IHateIHateCrocsDotCom. And then, I thought, we could have the owners of that site over for a diplomatic dinner party and we could laugh and laugh. Unfortunately, at time of writing, no one has purchased IHateIHateCrocsDotCom. But, a blogger called DCfosheezy has written all about how much he dislikes us hating Crocs at his blog IHateYouHatersDotBlogspotDotCom:
I HATE "I HATE CROCS.COM" THESE GOTH-ISH NOVA SCOTIANS IN BETWEEN THEIR WEBSITE AND YOUTUBE/FACEBOOK BLASPHEMY... SEEM TO JUST TRY TO LOWBLOW THIS COMPANY, HEY RETARDS, THE CROSLITE MATERIAL (WHICH IS NOT RUBBER; STOP CALLING IT RUBBER, IT AINT, AND ITS GOT NO LATEX) WAS ORIGINALLY CREATED AND PRODUCED IN CANADA. SO WHATEVER, IN THE END WE CAN BLAME ANY MISHAPS ON THE CANADIANS... THEY STARTED IT.
ESCALATOR ACCIDENTS ARE TRAGIC, BUT CROCS DO NOT INCREASE THIS RISK IN ANY WAY. IN FACT THEM NOT HAVING LONG LOOSE LACES MAKES THEM 10 TIMES FUCKING SAFER THAN THE SKATE SHOES I USUALLY WEAR IN THE MALL. ALSO, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO," HOLD THE HANDRAIL AND WATCH YOUR STEP." JUST TEACHING PEOPLE THAT WOULD ENSURE SAFETY. THESE INCIDENTS ARE MOST OFTEN DO TO REALLY PISS POOR SHITTY MAINTENANCE OF ESCALATORS AND WALKING SIDEWALKS. BLAME THE LAZY MECHANICS AND THE MALLS THAT DONT GIVE A DAMN TO PAY MONEY TO REGULAR MAINTAIN THEIR PROPERTY. ALSO, TAKE THE DAMN STAIRS OR ELEVATOR EVERY NOW AND THEN. IHATECROCS.COM IS JUST ANOTHER LAME WEBSITE STARTED BY A COUPLE OF "HOT TOPIC" SHOPPERS WHO RATHER WEAR KNEE-HIGH 20 BUCKLE BOOTS FOR THE PRICE OF A PAIR OF AIR JORDANS, THAN RATHER BE COOL AND OR COMFORTABLE. IF SHOPKEEPERS AND MINIMUM WAGE MALL SECURITY GUARDS WANT TO TRY TO WARN SHOPPERS AND POST SHIT SAYING HOW DANGEROUS CROCS ARE, YOU'RE DUMB.
CROCS MAKES MILLIONS AND WILL CONTINUE TO FOREVER AND EVER. NOT A FAD YOU FAGS. SO JUST POP YOUR CHEAP PRESCIPTION CANADIAN DRUGS AND SHUT UP ALREADY.

We were, in fact, aware that Crocslite was originally created and produced in Canada. And we are Canadian. I suppose DCfosheezy's argument is that Kate and I agree with everything that is created and produced in our fair country. I, personally, do not agree with maple syrup. I find it altogether too sugary and syrupy. Also, I really don't like that our DVD cases have all the text in both English and French. I think DVD covers are cluttered enough as it is without having to cram both languages on. They should have both options available. I think that would be better. And we should probably take the critic's comments off the cover, too. And I hate how sometimes books that have won award have a note saying 'Winner of the whatever award' in a circle that looks like a sticker, but is in fact printed right on the cover and cannot be peeled off. That just ruins a perfectly good book. I don't even remember what I was talking about anymore.

Oh yes, DCfosheezy. What a charming name, as well. I object to the 'goth-ish' comment, as neither Kate nor I are 'goth-ish'. I'm not exactly sure where this got started.

We don't tend to comment on the whole escalator debacle, though we occasionally post the emails we get about it simply because we get so many. We steer away from mentioning it because it is not funny. It is horrifying. Especially the pictures.

Truthfully, I don't much feel like going through and countering every allegation our friend made (not to mention the amount of time it would take to parse each woefully grammatically incorrect sentence), but I do feel I should say that I've never set foot inside a 'Hot Topic', nor am I exactly sure what 'Hot Topic' is. I think it is a clothing store.

DCfosheezy's blog, I Hate You Haters Dot Blogspot Dot Com, so far only features the sole entry I've reposted here. It is an honour.

25 comments:

Shoe said...

It seems DCfosheezy is as smart as a Croc itself. D:


Boo.

Emily Therese said...

Down with Crocs! And for DCfosheezy's comment that all shoe destruction is due to bad maintenance? Try again - the elevators are so well maintained that they are able to spot these utterly horrendous shoes and are attempting to save the wearers further embarrassment and fashion faux pas.

Anonymous said...

I am so pleased to see that others are of like mind. In my travels recently I have observed that Crocs seem to be beloved of the morbidly obese, children, and sometimes morbidly obese children. (Yes, I am American).

Why they triggered such instant dislike in me I do not know. Keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

DCfosheezy what a name . oh my .

HATERS OF CROCS AND NOVA SCOTIANS ROCK .

Anonymous said...

Ok, can you PLEASE not have so many swear words on the site? I am a big fan and all, but I'm not very old, and if my mom were to see all of the swear words in that previous post, she wouldn't let me on the site anymore. Please be aware of the language!
~Onion Hater

Anonymous said...

I am very glad this site exists. Forget the haters that hate this site. We all have VERY valid reasons why we hate Crocs. They probably posted that while wearing their favorite pair of Crocs and browsing new models of Crocs so they can buy every color or something of that sort.

Anonymous said...

I don't know if I can support the whole "goth vs. crocs" idea. Just last night I saw somebody all gothed out walking down the street with black crocs on.

Anonymous said...

hi there!

I was so thrilled to find your page! The thing is, I just put up a swedish page called stoppatofflorna.nu, in english, stop crocsshoes, something like that.
Anyway, the page is dedicated to stop ´crocs in sweden and I am gathering people to post comments abaout what they think about crocs shoes. When I reach 1000 names I will print the comments and send it to the company whos responsable for importing this ugly thing to sweden!
Would be really nice if you would like to sign it as well, and everyone else who feels sorry for us in sweden!

www.stoppatofflorna.nu

Keep up the good work, I guess we "anti-crocs" people has to stick together!

Best regards

Per

Jerika said...

Hmm, maybe if those people didn't write everything in caps, I might care a little more. But probably not.

Mankind said...

That DCfosheezy guy has to be really stupid, blogs about hating are the cutest thing in the internet even if you love what they hate (wich is not the case, believe me...)
Actually his is the the first one i do not enjoy.

Danielle said...

That was lol-tastic! Seeing as I know Vincenzo in person and have met Kate a few times, I must say that neither Kate nor Vincenzo even comes close to being a "goth", or the type of person who would shop at Hot Topic. The closest thing we have to Hot Topic in our neck of the woods is West 49, which is infinitely better in many respects, and I have never seen Vincenzo wear anything that you may find in a West 49 store.

Also, I am quite happy that comments are now enabled. Good going boy and girl!

Anonymous said...

I am very pleased for this site. I totally hate those "shoes"!!! I am brazilian and BELIEVE OR NOT, now those shoes are on everyone foots! Thats soooooo scary and unbelivable! It really makes me sick!
Thank you for crating this site and sharing your feeling with us! :)

Anonymous said...

http://www.zooreka.com/photo?An=376487


I LOVE CROCS!!

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
Ok, can you PLEASE not have so many swear words on the site? I am a big fan and all, but I'm not very old, and if my mom were to see all of the swear words in that previous post, she wouldn't let me on the site anymore. Please be aware of the language!
~Onion Hater "

AHA. Clearly, 'Mom' wrote this.

Anonymous said...

You people suck!!! Crocs rock! screw you, you stupid Canadian fashion cult!!! USA USA USA!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oy, Canadians aren't the only people who hate crocs!! I just so happen to be American born, and I hate crocs with a passon!

Anonymous said...

I jsut hate crocs because they are the ugliest damn things ever to exist and they all hurt my eyes to look at...

takashi said...

"FOREVER AND EVER" Yeah. Righ
I love how this person thinks that ALLCAPS enforces his point any more. How in the world can people be so passionate about a goddamn hideous shoe. His cause is a lost one. If anything, Croc bearers are worse than goths, because just like goths, they think they are being different and cool. Really, all it does it show people how tacky and tasteless they actually are. At least goths match.

Anonymous said...

I have one question for everybody that hates Crocs. Do you really think that the 10% off the worlds population that hate Crocs is really going to matter? The fact is that Crocs has only been around for about 5 years and is already a world wide company. And last years sales almost reaches 1billion dallors!! Stop Crocs now thats funny. You will never stop Crocs.

Anonymous said...

If you bought anything from this site your even worse then people who like Crocs. This person is just trying to make money on hateing Crocs, and your all buying it. Now thats sad. And not to mention that there are links to go and buy Crocs at the bottom of this page proves it. The fact is that Crocs are paying for this site and making the creator money. And its all thanks to Crocs.

Anonymous said...

Well i just wont buy anything from this site but at least i can still express my deep hatred of those hideous troll shoes from hell! they are the ugliest things i've ever seen and DCfosheezy seems like a total ugly loser, personally i've never seen any hot guys in crocs or beautiful girls, but the shoes might have distracted me and tricked my brain into automatically labelling them as ugly because of those hideous troll shoes from hell!

Anonymous said...

I find it tragic that that poor boy knows so much about Crocs. It is about as much of a woman repeller as a pendulous mole or an obsession with Pokemon.

Anonymous said...

I seen crocs shoes and its easy to wear and I'll be happy to find its Buckle Coupon Code to buy and experience it.

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