Kate and I have plans for the summer. First of all, we're going to be making a few more videos of Crocs destruction (finally!). Secondly, we'll have one or two more Crocs-related t-shirt designs in the shoppe. Thirdly, we're going to expand the East wing of the manor.
So, keep your eyes peeled.
In Crocs news, Holed Crocs have been banned from hospital in Rapid City, South Dakota because of health risks.
Also, hide your children because Crocs have come up with a brand new hideous shoe called 'Croclings'. Yeah. Don't vomit too much.
Here is some email from our friend Dorrie Hall, who felt the need to email us three times:
Bah . . . fools that you are. It is said that you can tell a lot about a person by the footwear they choose. My crusty old granny likes the cloth wedge type shoe with her gnarly toes poking out the front confronting the world in a most unattractive way. My uptight Auntie digs the animal skin shoe that has, over the decades, molded her feet to look like Polish sausages. My husband chooses his footwear from the latest SuperStarBasketballHero commercials . . . O' don't worry, the blisters always heal. On the other hand, I enjoy being barefoot and free - hence my affection for the CROC. The assorted colors are a plus, allowing me to chose the color that most agrees with my mood. Today I am Cotton Candy Pink. What color are you? O' sorry they don't make CROCS in . . . Puce.
English usage dates from 1787. [from the French puce, literally "flea". It is speculated that it refers to the colour of a squashed flea or the colour of a flea full of blood. Another theory is that the colour name comes from the flea's droppings of digested blood, which spread out in deep red stain when water contacts them.
Prunes, which are dried plums, can also be said to be puce coloured.
don't you have anything better to occupy your time?
This is stupid.
Please bear in mind that we had not responded to her email. Apparently she has nothing better to occupy her time. She wrote a third email:
I get it now . . .
You must be part of that groovy crew that is casting their vote for Sanjaya on American Idol.
Very hip. NOT
Don't worry, everyone. Kate and I get a lot of email from crazy people. At this point, we are mostly used to it.
Lastly, our good friend Courtney has sent us some pictures of Crocs in their natural habitat. Look at them and learn. These are the things we are trying to rid ourselves of.