Monday, February 05, 2007

giblets and boring hatemail

A friend of the site, Danielle, recently emailed us to tell us that the woman who invented "Jibbitz" was on Oprah. Also, a lot of you have been emailing us urging us to call attention to them. For those of you who do not know what "Jibbitz" are, they are little things that people place in the holes of their Crocs to make them even uglier. The uglier they are, the better, I guess. I've been calling them 'giblets', which is apparently wrong. I guess giblets are little bits of turkey or something. I don't know.

Anyway, Jibbitz on Oprah. I didn't see it, but HERE IS HOW I IMAGINE IT WENT DOWN.

WOMAN: HAHAHA I INVENTED GIBLETZ.

OPRAH: HAHAHA FEELINGS.

WOMAN: I'M RICH.

OPRAH: BOOK CLUB.

WOMAN: HAHAHAHAHA.

OPRAH: HAHAHAHAHA.

HATEMAIL SUBMISSION GUIDELINES:

Be creative about it, guys. Make it interesting for us. Don't just tell us you're not interested in our opinion and then immediately tell us yours. It's what we expect! Make personal attacks! It doesn't matter if you don't know anything about us! Make up traits in your mind and then attack them. We are getting sick of reading the same thing over and over.

Here is today's extremely boring hatemail:

Elisha says:
Like I care about your opinion. The fact that you waste your time on this is sad!

And here is something from Kirsty_xo (might not be her real name):
Crocs= Satan in the form of a shoe

So anyway! I saw this lady in town wearing red Crocs, I nearly had got a hernia they were frickin' disgusting!! Crocs have finally hit Northern Ireland! I knew this day would come I just didn't think it would be so soon!

So later that month a Croc stall opened outside the foot court in our shopping centre (mall to the Americans) and there were 4 people working there ALL WEARING CROCS!!! So i ran over threw a blue Croc boot on the ground and ran away scared in case they molested my feet with their ugly demonic rubber feet coverers.

I am done.

2 comments:

Diane said...

"foot court".... haha what a slip, it's actually in front of the FOOD court... I saw the stall the other week, didn't even know what Crocs were at the time, and thought what on earth...
Diane, NI

Anonymous said...

WHO EVER HAS THIS SITE IS SO DUMB I CANT BELIEVE YOU TAKE THID MUCH TIME TO MAKE FUN OF A SHOES......DID I MENTION ITS A SHOE.....A STUPID SHOES PEOPLE REALLY......WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO.....REALLY WERE MAKING FUN OF SHOES NOW ......WOW.....