Saturday, July 07, 2007

Extreme measures

Today, we received this message from the mysteriously named Gem R:

I had a girlfriend, for two years. She was great and funny and cute and yadda yadda... but then one day, about 2 months ago, we walked past a shop window selling crocs.

"Oh, honey, I'd quite like some Crocs. Apparently they're really comfortable."

To which I replied with a long silence.

Needless to say, a month later, I got a new girlfriend. She's into converse, but I think I can deal with that.

We here at I Hate Crocs of course don't advocate the breaking of hearts, but we can't entirely blame you, Gem. You did right. You've prevented yourself from having to endure a lifetime of waking up next to someone who wears Crocs. We all know what happens when Crocs get girls at a young age, Gem. First, she starts buying shirts to match. Then she gets accessories. Then she buys quilted vests, gets a bad haircut and starts wearing Mom Jeans. You don't want that. You got out just in time.

As a side note, we at I Hate Crocs are very fond of our Converse Chuck Taylors! We are college students, after all. However, they're not safe from making your feet look ridiculous...



Or ridiculously AWESOME...? Still, a preferable choice.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

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i can burf on this lol ...............................

Deanna said...

The visual about the gradual deterioration of a person after wearing Crocs just made my night. Mom Jeans; that's the icing on the cake.

Anonymous said...

LOVE THE SITE. i CANT BELIEVE ANYBODY WOULD WEAR THOSE UGLY SHOES.

Anonymous said...

you guys are posting what any biped with a functioning brain truely utters deep in their heart. (and you make it pretty darn funny) BRAVO

Anonymous said...

i love converse!

i hate crocs! :D