Monday, July 23, 2007

It's Monday again

Good morning and good weekend, I hope! Today, I bring you this video, the result of my trolling youtube and having woken up too early for work:



Who is he? What does he do? Why so much Madonna? We may not have the answers, but damnit, do we respect him. We are ourselves outdone and can do little but salute his valiant (if a little disconcerting) efforts. Good work! We told you they burn.

We also got this rather unusual e-mail over the weekend that I was deep in the cavern of Harry Potter (my time: 12 hours):
How are you guys? I just had to say that your site makes me laugh. I really enjoy the humor in it all. It’s great to have something funny to read online, so thanks for that. While I’m not a fellow Croc hater, and actually ( *gasp* ) own a pair (it’s okay, they are at least beige and not bright funky pink) ..and a Croc pair of flip flops ( I know.. but I love them), I still enjoy reading your site. The t-shirts with the scissors totally cracked me up!! LOL I would love to buy one and then wear my Crocs at the same time! I would look a little confused if I did that, huh? Keep up the good work!
How bizarre! How unorthodox! How confusing! She likes the Crocs and the site? What manner of trickery is this? I hardly know what to say, much less to think. We appreciate your patronage and enthusiasm, of course, but you do own Crocs! Yes, they are beige, and the flip-flops are on the verge of acceptable, but... Oh, I think if I ponder it much longer, I'll do permanent damage. I think I'll decide that you're alright.

If only just to prove that her acceptance of our views denotes a finer understanding of things, I bring you a brief hate message:
Hi i would like to say they might be ugly but bye George they are comfortable and i ware mine all the time what is wrong with your heads they are very comfy and i love mine and id get another pair
I just... It speaks for itself, really.

Go well and stay well!

11 comments:

Allt och inget said...

This is just great!
I realized Sweden has this crocs disease, and obviously the rest of the world has it too! It's disgusting, and terrifying!

Wonderful site! :D

Anonymous said...

I love this site. Found it by accident. I think these shoes should be for teens and children only. I work with a pair of maladjusted attorneys who look extremely foolish wearing their matching orange crocs both in the office and in the court room. I'm sorry that I even know what these shoes are called.

ME said...

I am so glad there is someone else out there who hates those shoes as much as I do... I too find them so ugly and they are so tacky... My son asked me one day if he could have some and I told him flat out HELL NO!!!! so I bought him a really cool pair of sandels..

Jerek said...

I loved the turtle in the video. It cracked me up for some bizarre reason. Small things I guess.

Jordan said...

BURN MOTHERFUCKERS, BURRRRRN!!!
This video made me happy, even though the guy is not very good at being on-screen. But I can explain the Madonna and the theme song from All That: he's flaming! Not that that's a problem, cuz I am too.

Jennifer C said...

Oh I am so happy. I haven't been this happy in so long. I have just found your site. I feel as if I have found a mecca of sanity in an insane world.

Drinking in the reason that you are bringing.

Thank you!

Momma bear said...

Almost 16 years ago, the OB-GYN that delivered my son was wearing an early version of these shoes during my first c-section. They were white and I remember the blood dripping on them. I had a difficult recovery from that c-section.I Must have been the crocs!! do not have happy memories of Crocs or their early forms!

Anonymous said...

It bothers me how the croc box burns slower than the crocs themselves. Isn't that a safety issue? Anyway, I love this site and I can't wait until the reign of the crocaroaches has ended!
(In my world, people that wear crocs= crocaroaches.)

Anonymous said...

this site is close to my heart!i hate crocs!this sunday is my birthday,and im doin some croc cuttin!

Virginia said...

Hehe, found this place from one of your strong sopporters on Gaia Online.
Burn!!!! Buuuurrrrrrrrn!!!! xD

Anonymous said...

I FRICKIN LOVE CROCS! I OWN 10 PAIRS AND I AM PROUD! EFF YOU MOTHER EFFERS CROCS ARE GOD AND YOUR JELIOUS OF THEM MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA